SO WHAT

I’ve been to Hastings, I’ve been to Brighton , I’ve been to Eastbourne too
So What, So What
I’ve been here, I’ve been there, I’ve been every fucking where
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who care’s, who care’s what you do!
Who care’s, who care’s about you, you, you.

I sucked sweets, I sucked rock, I even sucked an old man’s cock
So What, So What
I’ve fucked a sheep and I’ve fucked a goat, I’ve had my cock right down its throat
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who care’s, who care’s what you do!
Who care’s, who care’s about you, you, you.

I’ve drunk that and I’ve drunk this, I’ve spewed up on a pint of piss
So What, So What
I’ve had scag and I’ve had speed, I’ve jacked up until I bleed
So What, So What
So What , So What, you boring little cunt, who care’s, who care’s what you do
Who care’s, who care’s about you, you, you.

I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So What, So What
I've fucked this and I've fucked that, I've even fucked a ginger pratt
So What, So What
So What, So What, you boring little cunt, who care's, who care's about you,
You, you, YOU.
 

WE ARE THE LEAGUE

Another boring night and I'm feeling pissed,
My heads fucked up and I'm in a mess
Too many drugs have made me high
I want to cause havoc, I want to die.

We are the League, with the extra man
We are the League, we are the anti band
So don't you say you're feeling bored
The League are here and we have scored

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti Nowhere League
 

You criticise us, you say we’re shit,
but we’re up here and we’re doing it
So don’t you criticise the things we do
No fucker pays to go and see you.

We are the League and we are mad
We are the League and our music’s bad
We’ll fuck noise like you’ve never known
And make you wished you’d stayed at home

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League
The Anti Nowhere League

We hate the dogs, we hate the man,
We hate the things we don’t understand
No time for love, cos that ain’t class
If you don’t fucking like it, stuff it up your arse.

We are the League and we are mean
We are the League and we’re obscene
We don’t give a toss for what you think
Cos all your views, they fucking stink

We are the League
We are the League
We are the League ……. so don’t fuck with the League!

ANIMAL

“Hello Mrs Shaw could I borrow your lawn mower?”
“or parts of your body?”

Why, why me
Why am I so lonely?

I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert
An animal, I’m a living abortion
An animal, I’m nobody’s hero
An animal, I’m your next door neighbour
Everybody hates me, why am I so ugly

I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert
An animal, I’m a living abortion
An animal, I’m nobody’s hero
An animal, I’m your next door neighbour
Everybody scorns me, my wife she doesn’t know me

I’m an animal
I’m an animal
I’m an animal
I’m an animal, I’m your next door neighbour
Everybody shuns me, why am I so dirty?

I dream of naked ladies leaping over me
I like peeping through holes in public lavatories
I like domineering women in high thigh boots
Tying me up………. Whipping me!
Somebody help me, I’ve lost my sanity

I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert
An animal, I’m a living abortion
An animal, I’m nobody’s hero
I’m an animal, I’m you next door neighbour
No sex for me
You, you made me,
You scared my body
You degraded me
You twisted my mind
You made me unkind
You fed on my cravings
You persecuted me
You don’t understand……………….you

Woman, I’m in love with you,
my love’s deep, my love is true to you,
woman……I’m in love

your hair so soft, your eyes are blue
your skin is warm, I’ll be true to you
woman ……I’m in love

You came to me in a dream I’m sure
You gave your love, you gave much more to me
Woman ……..will you marry me?

Do you take this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife
to love and to cherish
in sickness and in health
till death do you part……………..I do

to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part
to death us do part…..no

Well, what’s that you just said to me,
You didn’t argue like this yesterday
Woman ……I don’t understand

And what’s that you just said to me
I can’t sit at home and watch my TV
Woman ……..you’re annoying me

Yeah, you sit around the house in you’re dirty clothes
looking a mess and picking you’re nose
woman ……….you’re a fucking mess

You’re tits are , but you’re brains are small
Sometimes I wonder if you’ve brains at all
Woman……. go fuck yourself

Well fuck you, fuck you,
don’t you tell me what to do
Woman……. Ah fuck off

God why did I marry you
What did I do to deserve you
Woman ………….why me
Woman,
woman,
woman,
woman
woman……………….you’ve ruined me

CAN’T STAN ROCK & ROLL

Well I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
Well up your arsehole Rock’n’Roll

The man who made it was and fat
Oh you little boys, what ya think of that
Another two went and died in a plane
oh my God I wish they’d do it again

Well I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
Well up your arsehole Rock’n’Roll

Then came the shit from foreign lands
Money in mouth and shit in hands
Poisoned minds and ruined souls
Fuck that Rock’n’ Roll

Well I can’t stand Rock’n’ Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’ Roll
I can’t Rock’n’ Roll
Well up your arsehole, Rock’n’Roll

I was born and bred on that fucking shit
With the boring cunts that didn’t spit
It’s time now for a different noise
You are the dead ……………now we are the boys

I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock’n’Roll
I can’t stand Rock ‘n’ Roll
Stuff it up your arsehole Rock’n’Roll

WE WILL NOT REMEMBER YOU

He’s a fucked up man with a fucked up life
Two dirty kids and an ugly wife
Standard clothes and a standard car
acceptable ………..that’s what you are
The only times he’s having fun,
is when he’s up he’s neighbours bum
Kids himself that’s he’s a man
He’s never happy with the plan
Moans about he’s got no class
Because his heads right up his arse

Well we don’t like the things you do
And we will not remember………you

He tells his kids not to be bad
And grow up like their normal dad
Then he sneaks off down the porny shop
To buy his books and rubber cock
He hides behind his mask of grins
And covers all his fucking sins

Well we don’t like the things you do
And we will not remember……. You

Your praying to your god above
To repay all you fucking love
But you’re the meanest cunt in town
The road in you is fucking down
So don’t expect respect from us
You fucked your life up, can’t you suss

Well we don’t like the things you do
And we will not remember……you

Well we don’t like the things you do
And we will not remember……..you

SNOWMAN

Got no fuckin’ birds
Ain’t got no fuckin’ money
The dog don’t fuckin’ recognise me
I’m getting chucked out of my fuckin’ house next week

I drag myself from a dirty bed
can’t find my clothes…. can’t find my head
got the DT’s all over me,
my eyes are blood shot…I can’t see

Well who’s going to make me happy
I’m feeling so down again
Who’s going to make me happy
I’m feeling down…..again

So I run through the streets, I got to find my man
I make the cash the best……. I can
I’m going half way up, but I’m half way down
My head is spinning round…….. and round

The snowman will make me happy
Put cocaine inside my veins
The snowman will make me happy
Feel cocaine buzzing around my brain
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you, fuck you… one and all
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you, fuck you…. One and all

There’ll be times when you can’t cope
You’ll feel your life is being choked
Till you never know just who you are
Your mind has gone, your so bizarre

Well who’s going to make you happy
When your feeling so down again
Who’s going to make you happy
When your feeling down again

So you try the line, just one more time
You try the line, then you feel fine
Until there’s nothing left inside your head
There’s no escape until your…….dead

But the snowman will make you happy
When your feeling so down again

The snowman will make you happy
The snowman is here ….again
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, one and all
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, one and all………..he did me
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, one and all…………he fucked me
He’s going to fuck you, fuck you ,fuck you one and all………..he’s going to fuck you

STREETS OF LONDON

Well did you see the old man….. outside the Seamans mission
Memories are fading with the medals that he wears
Did you see the old man ……outside the Seamans mission
He's just another hero from this land that doesn't care

So how can you tell me your lonely
Don't say to me that your sun don't shine…..

And have you seen the old girl….Who walks the streets of London
She ain't got no money ……….and she's all dressed in rags
Have you seen the old girl…who walks the streets of London
She carries her old knickers in two….. polythene bags

So how can you tell me your lonely
Don't say to me that your sun don't shine

Well let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
I'll show you something………..you'll never understand
Let me take you by the hand and drag you through your streets of London
I'll show you something…….that'll make you fucking sick

Well let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
I'll show you something ………we'll never understand
Let me take you by the hand and drag you through the streets of London
I'll show you something ……that'll make you fucking sick.

I HATE PEOPLE

God I wish that I could hide away
And find a wall to bang my brains
I'm living in a fantasy, a nightmare dream…..reality
People ride about all day
In metal boxes made away
I wish that they would drop the bomb
And kill these cunts that don't belong

I hate people……..I hate the human race
I hate people………I hate your ugly face
I hate people………I hate your fucking mess
I hate people………and they hate me

My mother thinks that I am a jerk
Because I hate my bleeding work
Be like your daddy he's sincere
But don't be true ………..or you'll be queer
I'm working at my 9 to 5
with boring cunts that give me jibe
their talking of the love they give
they never give………they never give

I hate people……….I hate the human race
I hate people………I hate your ugly face
I hate people………I hate the mess
I hate people……..and they hate me

Repeat

RECK A NOWHERE

I want some girl to reck it for me
A strong girl to reck it for me
And if she's ugly I don't mind
She has a pom and I want to grind,
I want to grind
I want to grind
And let her reck it for me

My dick is in a terrible state
six inches long, I can't relate
The longer my dick……the longer we grind
I have a dick …….let me push it your way
Push it your way and let it stay
Let her reck it for me

Don't want to lie and wank in bed
I give my body………I give her my head
reckings good but I've have much to see
I have a penis…….so let me be,
Let me be, let me be
And let her reck it for me

Recking pom poms is so very nice
Recking pom poms is so my advice
We reck it by night……we reck it by day
We reck it too much, were gonna wear it away
Wear it away, wear it away
So let her reck it for me

I want some girl to reck it for me
A strong girl to reck it for me
And if she's ugly I don't mind
She has a pom and I want to grind
I want to grind
I want to grind
Come let her reck it for me
Come let her reck it for me
Come let her reck it for me
I wish she'd reck it for me

WORLD WAR III

We talk of stories yesterday
Of how we worked and never played
How that things were better then
when lads were lads………. and men were men
your history means nothing now
it never meant much any how
all your crying is in vain
your gonna die in screaming pain…pain….pain….pain

lets roll on world war lll
Were burning the rubbish of society
roll on world war lll
Your gonna burn with me………

This world is but you are small
Your words are meanless most of all
All you do is criticise
of how your better in your eyes
Well don't you know that your all kids
your kids grew up……….you never did
all your crying is in vain
your gonna die in screaming pain…pain….pain….pain

Lets roll on world war lll
Were burning the rubbish of society
Roll on world war ll
Your gonna burn with me…………

So we talk of stories yesterday
Of how we worked and never played
How that things were better then
When lads were lads…………and men were men
Well don't you know that your all kids
Your kids grew up……….you never did
Only little time will tell
I'll see you bastards all in hell……hell……..hell…..hell

Lets roll on world war lll
Were burning the scum of society
Roll on world war lll
Your gonna burn with me…………..

Burn rubbish……….rubbish burn………burn……..burn…..burn……burn

NOWHERE MAN

Nowhere man, nowhere man
You laugh at things you don't understand
Nowhere man, nowhere man
Wash my blood from your feeble hands

And even though your trying hard
To make a better life
All you do is turn away…….sharpen up your knives

Nowhere man, nowhere man,
Your happy as a pig in sand
Nowhere man, nowhere man
You glut yourself on the fat of the land

Climbing up your ladder high
One step at a time
Treading on your fellow man………your no friend of mine

Nowhere man, nowhere man
Bowing down, you never make a stand
Nowhere man nowhere man
Beat the Jones's if you can…..huh

Nowhere man, nowhere man
In you ugly clothes you feel so grand
Nowhere man, nowhere man
Take a look at yourself……you're a fuck of a man

And day by day your looking back
To see what you have got
A steady job, a tenancy ………. That ain't a lot

You laugh at things you don't understand
Wash my blood right off your hands
Nowhere man, nowhere man
You nowhere, nowhere, nowhere man
Nowhere man, nowhere man,
You nowhere, nowhere, nowhere man!

I'm going out on the streets and I'm feeling high
But you want to fight me and I don't know why
Yeah, I wanna get dirty all covered in mud
But you turn on me,……all I see is blood
Well lets break the law here tonight.
Tonight, tonight
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key

I'm out with my lads and I'm feeling mean
Well we ain't that good and we ain't that clean
We don't really care if your black or white
We're do it now…. until its light
Well lets break the law here tonight
Tonight, tonight
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key

………….well lets break the law tonight……..
………….we'll give em what for tonight……
…………..we'll settle the old score tonight…….
And we'll break the law here tonight
Tonight, tonight
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key

I'm out on the streets and I'm feeling high…….Lets break the law tonight
But you wanna fight me and I don't know why………Lets break the law tonight
Yeah I wanna get dirty all covered in mud………Lets break the law tonight
But you turn on me all I see is blood,
Well lets break the law here tonight
Tonight, tonight
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key
They wanna lock me up and throw away my key
Tonight